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"I worry alot about anxiety attacks." - Blaine Reeder

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Bio for Blaine Reeder

Blaine Reeder is a comedian that had a childhood. He has pants and a haircut. He was not "all that" when it was funky fresh and is even less so today unless he isn't.

On animals, Blaine notes: "There is a nearly one-to-one correlation between the people who can't control the breeding of their pets and the people who can't control the breeding of themselves. I say we spay those people."

Blaine says many things that many people think are not as funny as many other things that have been said by other people who say funny things. This is one of them. The pants fit so he wears them!

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Film

"Whatever Idiot" - Writer/Producer/Actor

Music

"Short Attention Span Theater EP" by Marginal Way - Backing Vocals